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Gear up with official Patch Notes & Dad Jokes merch. Every purchase supports the show.
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Patch Notes Tee
$28
Soft, comfortable, and perfect for gaming sessions or school pickups.
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Dad Lobby Hoodie
$45
Stay cozy during late-night gaming sessions. The official hoodie of exhausted gamer dads.
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Respawn Mug
From $18
Because every dad needs a mug that understands the struggle of respawning on 4 hours of sleep.
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Dad Reflexes Snapback
$24
Slow reflexes, fast dad jokes. Wear it with pride.
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